you have jace
Garruk and Liliana
Gideon and Chandra
This is my favorite post on Tumblr. Although Venser was a low blow.
I think this is one of the few posts that’s actually made better by Tumblr mobile because you have no way of knowing what’s coming next.
"Tales from the Pit" #804
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT??
Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F
I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?
You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.
Average American Grading Scale:
A - 94-96
A- - 90-93
F- 59 and under
oh wow that is fucked up
why do they skip E in america
othER COUNTRIES HAVE AN E??
I keep seeing this show up on my dashboard and there is something always glanced over. The average grade is supposed to be 70. The idea is that you should know more than just half of the material or you really didn’t learn much from a class. Most people can guess at a test and make a 50, so if that was a passing grade, anyone could take a class and pass without effort.
When mortals die in Theros, they go to the Underworld. The living can only speculate what the Underworld is really like, because the Returned reveal nothing.
If there are more obstacles waiting for Elspeth, she will face them unhindered by mundane cares and concerns, more powerful than ever before. [x]
People are speculating that Elspeth may return and replace Heliod as the white god of Theros. The gods are created by devotion, and right now Elspeth has nothing but it while Heliod is out of devotion after killing his own priests. So who knows, our beloved Planeswalker may not be out just yet…
When I was a freshman, my sister was in eighth grade. There was a boy in two of her periods who would ask her out every single day. (Third and seventh period, if I remember correctly.) All day during third and seventh she would repeatedly tell him no. She didn’t beat around…
I know my opinion probably won’t mean much to most, but as a straight, white guy in my 20’s, I don’t fucking understand this idea that guys are owed a mate. That shit stopped when societies decided arranged marriages weren’t the ideal. Our generation (and I’m broadening that definition to anyone who has been able to spend their teen years or younger with a smartphone) could have been the most informed, the most focused on activism, the most globally minded, etc. but instead we decided to be the generation of petulant children who will resort to any measure when we don’t get what we want. It’s disgusting, and personally offensive when I am unfortunately lumped in stereotypically with these deranged assholes (just to be clear though the other assholes offend me, not the people who are wary of me just because of their past experiences). Anyone who sympathizes with a person who is in such need of professional help that they are willing to shoot another human for not wanting to go out with them perpetuates this behavior and contributes to it happening again. Would these sympathizers change their tune if their loved one was a victim?
I wish I wish
With all my heart
TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS